Recipe: Greetalian salad

Guess who’s feeling hella productive today and typing this up on their phone on lunch at work? It me! 😊 apologies in advance if there are weird formatting issues…. Again, I’m on my phone. 

As promised, here is the Greetalian salad that I’ve been *obsessed* with lately! For simplicity’s sake, I’ll tell you what brands I use – but ofc, use whatever brands you want. That’s not crucial for the deliciousness of the salad.

  • 200-300g iceberg lettuce, or however much lettuce you want. I use a lot of lettuce. A lot.
  • 4 slices Great Value thin sliced hard salami
  • 4 slices Land O Frost oven roasted turkey
  • 17 Hormel Turkey pepperonis
  • 28g Athenos feta cheese
  • 20g onion
  • 0.5-1 tbsp avocado oil
  • 1/4 tsp Cavenders Greek seasoning
  • 3 pepperoncinis
  • Red wine vinegar, to taste
  • Optional and would be bomb af: kalamata olives, tomato

Slice up the lettuce. Layer the salami, turkey, and pepperoni slices and roll them up in a log. Slice and put on salad. Add the other stuff. Use the oil and vinegar as dressing. Top with the Greek seasoning. Mix it all up. It’s a salad, you know how to put a salad together! 😂

Oh, and before you go “why 4 slices/why 17 pepperonis?” – that’s the serving size and I’m lazy, so it’s easiest to enter exactly one serving in my fitness pal 😆


Recipe: Cream cheese cups

Ok, that’s the name I’m using for them. Officially. Cream. Cheese. Cups.
Guys, you are seriously going to rage when you hear how simple these are and how basic the recipe is – *I’m sorry* for taking longer than I said I would to post this. I’m still adjusting to life going from working zero time to full time, plus a 2-hour commute and the gym and meal prepping. It’s a lot. I’m trying my best!
This is what I’ve been eating for breakfast lately and they’re the


  • 8 oz neufchatel cream cheese (lower carb than regular cream cheese; check the brand though. Kroger and Philadelphia have ~1g net carb per serving; Great Value brand has 2)
  • 4-6 large eggs (I like 4 lately! Play around with it to see what you like 😄)

That’s it. End of ingredients.

Preheat your oven to 350. Soften the cream cheese, then combine it with the eggs. Mix it up (I use an immersion blender; a food processor or mixer would work too) until it’s like a soupy batter. Pour it into silicone muffin cups (I mix mine in a 4cup measuring cup for easy pouring) or a WELL-greased muffin tin (Note: I haven’t tried that; my old egg cups always stuck so I bought the silicone ones and love them). Don’t overfill! These *will* rise when they cook. I stick to about 1/2 full cups.
Cook at 350 for 25 minutes. Boom. Done.

Makes 12 cups, macros for 1 using my exact ingredients are:
82 cals / 0.7g carbs / 6.5g fat / 5g protein

Now, these are kind of like savory cheesecake taste. They’re not eggy to me, but it’s not like eating a big bite of pure cream cheese. You can totally make them your own – add cinnamon, splenda, spices, cheese, veggies, bacon, sausage, whatever! This is just the base recipe to get you going, and what I’ve been posting pictures of for a while. I haven’t gotten fancy with mine yet; I like the originals too much.

Oh, and – store these in the fridge. I keep mine in a ziploc container and they’re fine for a week. Maybe longer, idk – mine are always gone before that.


Recipe: crockpot chili

Mmmmm, chili! Such a hearty, delicious meal. The easiest way to make chili keto is to remove beans, of course – but the canned beanless chilis are still usually quite high in carbs. I decided to make some of my own because I had a bunch of meat that I wasn’t in the mood to portion up – so into the crockpot it went!
This recipe is kind of an amalgam of 2 different keto chili recipes – KetoKarma’s Keto Chili, and’s Not Your Caveman Chili. Essentially, I used the meat from KetoKarma’s recipe and the seasonings from’s recipe, changed a few things to fit what I had on hand, added a few special touches, and hoped for the best!

Here’s the recipe:

  • 3.5lb ground beef (80/20)
  • 1lb spicy sausage
  • 1 can diced tomatoes, with juice (don’t strain)
  • 1 can diced green chiles
  • 1/2 onion (120g)
  • 96g tomato paste (what I had leftover from making meatloaf)
  • 20g tomato bouillon powder
  • 2 tbsp ancho chile powder
  • 3 tbsp soy sauce
  • 2 tsp worcestershire sauce
  • 1 tbsp fish sauce
  • 2 tsp cumin
  • 2 tsp adobo seasoning
  • 1 tsp black pepper
  • 1 tsp sea salt
  • 1 tsp oregano
  • 1/2 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1.5 cups water

Brown the meat and drain the grease. Put the meat in the crockpot. Chop onions and cook in pan until translucent. Add to crockpot. In a bowl or dish, combine all the other ingredients (except the water). Combine thoroughly, then pour over meat and onions. Add 1.5 cups water. Cover and cook on low for 6-8 hours.

It’s that easy!

For me, this made 12 servings (each was 207.5g; a bit under a cup), and the nutrition info came out like this:

But be sure to make your own recipe on MyFitness Pal with all your exact brands if you want the most accurate nutrition info possible for your own version.

There’s not any bean-like chunks, so this is more of a….thick meat sauce chili, but I like that! If you’d rather have a different texture, try adding in low-carb veggies like zucchini or mushrooms. I’ve also heard that Amazon sells cans of black soy beans, which would be good – but I’ve never tried them.

Happy chili-ing!


Recipe: sausage and veggie egg cups 

I made these sausage, daikon, spinach, and egg breakfast cups the other day, and I’m loving them! So here’s the recipe for those of you who missed it on instagram 🙂

  • 1 roll sausage (12 or 16 oz; mine was 12)
  • 170g shredded daikon radish, with moisture wrung out
  • 10oz frozen spinach, thawed and drained
  • 12 eggs
  • Muffin tin
  • Grease for muffin tin (I used the sausage grease – double duty!)
  • Spices and seasonings (optional)

Preheat oven to 375. Brown the sausage; reserve grease for muffin tins, or discard. Mix together shredded daikon, spinach, and sausage crumbles. Incoporate thoroughly. Add any spices desired (I didn’t use any).
Grease the muffin tins THOROUGHLY (unless you just really love having egg crusty bits baked onto your tin), and divide the sausage+veggie mix equally between the tins. Make a slight indent in the center of each. Crack an egg into each cup, trying to get the yolk in the little indent you just made.
Cook at 375 until set to desired firmness; start checking at 12ish minutes. I done hecked mine way up and cooked them too long, so the egg got a little hard and rubbery, but they still taste good! Next time I’ll keep an eye on them.

Let cool, put in storage containers, et voila! Easy breakfasts!

Mine made 12 egg cups, and the macros using my ingredients were 188 cal; 1.6g carb / 15.9g fat / 9.5g protein each